Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Raikkonen Cruises in Spain



Kimi Raikkonen cruised to an unchallenged victory in the Spanish GO this past weekend, easily extending his championship points lead over McLaren's Lewis Hamilton.

Raikkonen, who pipped Renault's Fernando Alonso for the pole in qualifying, was never seriously threatened. Felipe Massa made it a Ferrari 1-2, with Hamilton 3rd in the McLaren. Neither Massa nor Hamilton had anything for the World Champion this weekend. Raikkone was totally in charge of the race, and even with 2 safety car periods, he easily opened up a lead and kept his rivals in check.

Robert Kubica continued to be the revelation of the season with strong 4th for BMW, followed by Mark Webber, in an inspired drive for Red Bull. Jensen Button gave Honda some hope with a 6th place finish, by far the best they've done recently. Kazuki Nakajima in the Williams-Toyota finished 7th, with Jarno Trulli in the factory Toyota 8th.

Alonso, who ran a light fuel load to try and steal his home pole, blew up on the 34th lap. His run for pole was amazing, and he showed that Renault is moving forward. They aren't there yet, but Alonso's performance was gutsy.

The main story of the day was the horrific wreck that took Heikki Kovalainen out of the race on lap 21, when he was leading during the pit stop window. He speared off the track at 150 mph when his left front wheel failed. He had no chance to slow the car as is skidded across the gravel into the tire wall. Reports are that he has a mild concussion, and will be OK in time for turkey in 2 weeks.

Drive of the day? That goes to Button, who pulled his Honda from 13th to 6th. He drove a steady, aggressive race and kept clear of the accidents. Maybe Honda will make some progress now. Honorable mention goes to Mark Webber, who kept his head down and gave Red Bull their best finish of the season, and showed that Adrian Newey's newest design is fundamentally fast. Webber qualified 7th, and kept his pace throughout. We've also got to give credit to Nakajima, who took his Williams from 12th on the grid to 7th. A great drive for the rookie.

The biggest question of the day is David Coulthard. He was roundly trounced by Webber in qualifying, only putting his Red Bull in 17th, behind the Toro Rosso of Sebastien Bourdais. In the race, we was involved in accidents with Sutil's Force India and then Timo Glock closed the door on him in a turn and punctured a tire. He seemed to be off the pace all weekend.

One pleaing note was that Super Aguri made it to the race. This may have been their last race in F1; if they can't find new funding, they'll likely be done. It'd be a shame, since they've done wonders with a budget that's probably smaller than McLaren's catering bill. Let's hope Aguri Suzuki can find new partners soon and keep them on track.

Friday, April 4, 2008

Mad Max


Max Mosley, the head of the FIA, has been caught with his pants down...literally!
Max, son of famous British fascist Bernard Mosley, was filmed in a bondage party with a bunch of hookers. He doesn't deny that he is the man in the video, but claims his privacy has been violated.
The News of the World claims the scene is a a nazi death-camp re-enactment, complete with uniforms for guards and prisoners. Max says there were no Nazi connotations, and that he would never do such a thing.
Mercedes, BMW, Honda, and Toyota have all called on the FIA to act swiftly (and boot Max), but so far, the FIA has not acted.
I haven't seen he video, since I have no desire to see a 70 year-old man cavorting with prostitutes, but it's a HUGE embarrassment to the world of motorsports.
While Max doesn't directly oversee F1, his role as President of the FIA makes him the de facto leader of world motorsports, and as such, he's seriously harmed the credibility of the FIA (as if they needed help in that matter).
Max, save your family the extended embarrassment and step down NOW.
I really don't care if he wants to dress up like a chicken to act our his weird sexual fantasies, but anyone with half a brain KNOWS that this kind of stuff ALWAYS ends up on YouTube. Max claims that "persons unknown" have targeted him by taking the video and leaking it to the papers, hinting at some dark conspiracy. Ummm, yeah, Max.
Dude is a freak.

F1 Report is Techno Challenged

Sorry, readers, but F1 Report has been experiencing technical troubles.

My DSL Internet providor, whose name rhymes with BirthLink, has seen to it that I have no internet connection for the past two weeks.

I'm moving to a cable modem, so this should be resolved on April 17.

Reports will be sporadic until that time.

WTF was I thinking when I signed up for DSL?